Confessions of a Genius Co-worker |
This blog is dedicated to Connie, a woman whose moments of complete stupidity pass over our shared cubicle wall like little paper airplanes of blithering ignorance. A single middle-aged accountant with cougar-ish tendencies, when Connie isn't asking how many pieces of quinoa there are in a cup or messing up our company's credit rating, she can mostly be found singing along to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance in a voice just loud enough to hear. From the next building. And before you ask: Names have been changed to protect the functionally useless. |
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Notes TrainsMe: We were a bit late coming home from Ottawa because I turned off the highway too early and we hit traffic. Connie: I do that all the time. On the train. I stay on the train too late. Me: Oh, okay. Connie: Sometimes I don't realise until I'm two or three stops past my station. Me: ... Connie: Sometimes I realise I just missed my stop and then I forget to get off at the next stop and then I'm two stations away. -
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