Confessions of a Genius Co-worker |
This blog is dedicated to Connie, a woman whose moments of complete stupidity pass over our shared cubicle wall like little paper airplanes of blithering ignorance. A single middle-aged accountant with cougar-ish tendencies, when Connie isn't asking how many pieces of quinoa there are in a cup or messing up our company's credit rating, she can mostly be found singing along to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance in a voice just loud enough to hear. From the next building. And before you ask: Names have been changed to protect the functionally useless. |
The reason Confessions of a Genius Coworker has been so quiet recently is that I have moved to a new desk, away from Connie and her brilliant musings. The good news is that today Connie has packed her things and moved over to the cubicle next to mine. We’re neighbours again!
The main thing we learned during Connie’s Big Move to her new desk is that all year she has been using a 2008 wall planner.