Confessions of a Genius Co-worker |
This blog is dedicated to Connie, a woman whose moments of complete stupidity pass over our shared cubicle wall like little paper airplanes of blithering ignorance. A single middle-aged accountant with cougar-ish tendencies, when Connie isn't asking how many pieces of quinoa there are in a cup or messing up our company's credit rating, she can mostly be found singing along to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance in a voice just loud enough to hear. From the next building. And before you ask: Names have been changed to protect the functionally useless. |
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Notes He gets itMe: Connie isn't in her office...do you know where she is? Recently hired temp: No, sorry. I haven't seen her around for a while. Me: Okay. Thanks. RHT: You know, I get the impression that even when she is in the office...she... Me: Uh huh? RHT: ...she isn't really *there*... Me: Ah. RHT: ...in the head. Me: That's a pretty common belief. -
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